Be part of the Campaign to Stop Ben Affleck.

 

Your contribution really can make a difference. Take a look at little Harry here. When Harry grows up, he may stumble across his parents' DVD collection or browse across bad cable channels that show old, terrible films starring Ben Affleck.

With your help, we aim to get a restraint order to keep Ben Affleck at least 200 feet from any film studio or filming location. With additional funds, we will start a compulsory buyback to remove all existing Affleck movies from circulation.

Little Harry won't have to afflicted with the same emotional problems that so have hurt so many in our generation.

We understand your pain.

We've all had that heartbreaking, sickening feeling when leaving a movie theater. You feel robbed, cheated - even embarrassed - that yet another $10 has been wasted.

Worse still, you probably brought a wife, girlfriend or friend who now thinks less of you for wasting their time and money too.

We know your pain: you thought Pearl Harbor was at least better than Gigli so you gave him yet another shot to redeem himself by going to see Surviving Christmas.

In the meantime, Affleck's salaries for making these terrible, terrible films are ballooning out of control:

  • - Jersey Girl (2003) $10,000,000
  • - Gigli (2003) $12,500,000
  • - Daredevil (2003) $11,500,000 + gross participations
  • - Changing Lanes (2002) $10,000,000

  1. Just a $5 contribution to our campaign will help put an end to the madness

Even the smallest contribution will make a difference. Once our fund reaches $100,000, we will work with the best attorneys in the business to explore legal options for bringing the case to restrain Mr Affleck.

Every cent over legal costs will be put towards the buy-back of the copies of his films.

A 200-yard restraining order from any filming location will mean only directors with long lenses or Tony Scott will be able to cast him in anything.

© The Campaign to Stop Ben Affleck. Dedicated to stopping the world's worst actor from producing more terrible films.

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Quotes from Supporters

"Ben wanted it to be called 'Goodwill' Hunting - he just didn't understand."
Matt D.

"Boston is a better place without him."
Mayor of Boston

"My burritos out-acted him and he made us watch all his films constantly."
Jennifer L.


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